You know that you are completely undeserving of my attention. The truth is, the only reason I give you any degree of acknowledgment is that you're paying me for it. You're so weak for me, you're about to fall down a very deep, dark rabbit hole. A hole that will leave you fully addicted to giving me everything you have. Because you are only as useful to me as your money is. And once the money runs out - so does my attention. So you'll get into debt purely to keep me - because debt is sexy!