"Ahh, It's another lovely morning here in beautiful South Florida. The sun is shining bright, you can hear the birds singing their tunes, and I woke up as glorious and perfect as usual. And naturally, here you are in your designated spot, kneeling and mouth open wide. I love having my own hungry ashtray at my beck and call, so eagerly lapping up all the ash that falls from my blunt."

"Ahh, It's another lovely morning here in beautiful South Florida. The sun is shining bright, you can hear the birds singing their tunes, and I woke up as glorious and perfect as usual. And naturally, here you are in your designated spot, kneeling and mouth open wide. I love having my own hungry ashtray at my beck and call, so eagerly lapping up all the ash that falls from my blunt."