”Yay.! It seems one of the gifts you bought Me has arrived today.! I always love how you LOVE to surprise Me with soooooo many goodies. Look at these lovely Fire Engine Red shoes you got Me. Oh, how perfectly they fit on My amazing feet. All I can do is admire and gush over Myself, while I make sure that you are drooling over Me to the fullest extent. Now, get on your knee pig boy and bask in all My glory”

”Yay.! It seems one of the gifts you bought Me has arrived today.! I always love how you LOVE to surprise Me with soooooo many goodies. Look at these lovely Fire Engine Red shoes you got Me. Oh, how perfectly they fit on My amazing feet. All I can do is admire and gush over Myself, while I make sure that you are drooling over Me to the fullest extent. Now, get on your knee pig boy and bask in all My glory”