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It's not like you have an easy time getting women at the moment, but I want to make it a whole lot harder. I want it to be impossible, because you're such a repulsive repugnant fat disgusting loser. So I'm going to make you gain weight. I'm going to make you eat so much unhealthy junk food, make you do as little exercise as possible until you're huge. Not just like, plus size. I want you like a damn bus, on a mobility scooter. I want you to have that fat person smell, to need a carer to wash the sweat under your huge fat rolls of skin. So follow the instructions in this clip, and start gaining weight, loser!