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Sunday. A day of rest. But not for you. For the rest of the world, Sunday may be a day of rest, a day to catch up on chores or things they’ve been putting off. But a loser like you doesn’t get days off. Oh no, you’re to spend today jerking your cock all day long, gooning out to my clips. If you thought you were going out shopping with your basic other half, or meeting your friends down the pub, you’d better cancel on them and lock yourself in your room. I’ve created an unrelenting gooning schedule for you and let me tell you, as far as this schedule goes, there is no such thing as a day off! So start stroking as you pump away, goon & edge. Get my clips lined up on a playlist slave. You’ve got a lot of gooning to do today!