I've found the perfect use for my slave. Turning him into a Christmas tree! I separate his legs, wrap him in cling film, then cover him in tinsel, baubles and lights and transform him into something useful, for once. He makes a much better Christmas tree than he does a man!

I've found the perfect use for my slave. Turning him into a Christmas tree! I separate his legs, wrap him in cling film, then cover him in tinsel, baubles and lights and transform him into something useful, for once. He makes a much better Christmas tree than he does a man!