Having become something of a lazy, useless step-son recently, I command you to fix the broken toilet. But when I come back in to check on you, I find you’ve somehow managed to get your head stuck in the bowl. Unfortunately for you, I have an important meeting to attend today so will have to leave you there until tomorrow. But the following day, upon receiving your report card in the post, I’m far from impressed by your grades. Well, I need to use the toilet and as punishment for you, I’m going to do it whilst your head is stuck down there. Unfortunately for you, it’s a number two and it wil...

Having become something of a lazy, useless step-son recently, I command you to fix the broken toilet. But when I come back in to check on you, I find you’ve somehow managed to get your head stuck in the bowl. Unfortunately for you, I have an important meeting to attend today so will have to leave you there until tomorrow. But the following day, upon receiving your report card in the post, I’m far from impressed by your grades. Well, I need to use the toilet and as punishment for you, I’m going to do it whilst your head is stuck down there. Unfortunately for you, it’s a number two and it will likely end you as it’s a going to be a big one. And if it doesn’t end you, I’ll just leave you down there and keep using your face as my toilet until it does!