If it were anyone else other than you, I’d apologise, but you fully deserve what I’m about to do to you. I’ve just woken up with the worst morning breath and am now having a coughing fit right in your face. I cough up all the phlegm from my throat and now I want you to get your nose in my mouth and sniff it. That’s right loser, get your pathetic nose in there and keep sniffing. I want every lump of phlegm I bring up going straight into your nose, I want you inhaling all those nasty smells. I don’t care if you gag, quite frankly I want you to catch my illness, it’s what you deserve. You dese...

If it were anyone else other than you, I’d apologise, but you fully deserve what I’m about to do to you. I’ve just woken up with the worst morning breath and am now having a coughing fit right in your face. I cough up all the phlegm from my throat and now I want you to get your nose in my mouth and sniff it. That’s right loser, get your pathetic nose in there and keep sniffing. I want every lump of phlegm I bring up going straight into your nose, I want you inhaling all those nasty smells. I don’t care if you gag, quite frankly I want you to catch my illness, it’s what you deserve. You deserve to be treated like this, you filthy fucking loser!