Oh, you bought this clip, so I guess that means you have a tiny dick huh? Oh dear. Anything below 7 inches is considered a small dick and thus has to be taxed, so let's measure you up... Yep! It's official. You have a tiny dick. Ew. Nobody likes tiny dick. Women want big dick, big thick alpha dick. So the only way that little thing will be getting pleasure is a tiny one finger and one thumb wank, whilst paying. So you do that now, you rub your little nubbin with one finger and one thumb whilst I tell you how utterly useless and pathetic your little shrimp is, and explain to you your options...

Oh, you bought this clip, so I guess that means you have a tiny dick huh? Oh dear. Anything below 7 inches is considered a small dick and thus has to be taxed, so let's measure you up... Yep! It's official. You have a tiny dick. Ew. Nobody likes tiny dick. Women want big dick, big thick alpha dick. So the only way that little thing will be getting pleasure is a tiny one finger and one thumb wank, whilst paying. So you do that now, you rub your little nubbin with one finger and one thumb whilst I tell you how utterly useless and pathetic your little shrimp is, and explain to you your options as a teeny dick loser!