Being a bride of Christ is tough. Sometimes I just need to sit down in a quiet corner of the convent and smoke a cigarette. In my full nun's dress and habit I take long slow pulls on my Marlboro menthol lights. I sit silently blowing out thick wafts of white smoke and then with my bare hands and red nails I bring it back to my full lips and take another drag.

Enjoy,
Step-Mother Superior Elena De Luca