I am so sick of your behavior lately. You whine about helping me around the house. You throw a fit when I ask you to help with the laundry. And you've been late to work twice this week. More often than note, I feel like your step-mother, not your girlfriend. At this point, I don't even want to bring you to the big Halloween party, but I have a solution. You either explain to everyone why I'm leaving you home tonight, or you wear the costume of my choosing: A big baby! It will go perfect with my MILF costume.

I am so sick of your behavior lately. You whine about helping me around the house. You throw a fit when I ask you to help with the laundry. And you've been late to work twice this week. More often than note, I feel like your step-mother, not your girlfriend. At this point, I don't even want to bring you to the big Halloween party, but I have a solution. You either explain to everyone why I'm leaving you home tonight, or you wear the costume of my choosing: A big baby! It will go perfect with my MILF costume.