I can't believe you tried to pass yourself off as a real, buff man from that dating app. Look at you! You so short, there is no hair on your body and there would need to be a magnifying glass on hand to see whatever it is that resembles a penis. You know what- I had a plan to put you in adult diapers as a joke, but even the smallest size is too big for you. Your pathetic self belongs in actual pampers! I can't wait to show you off to my friends so they can laugh at you as well. You are never going to live this down, when I bring a new online date around, you can see what a pitiful excuse of... Show more