After long days of adulting, what I look forward to most is coming home, putting on a diaper, and being a baby all night long. Having a changing table in my living room makes it even easier to feel cozy and babyish, so I climb up and latch the rail in place so I don't fall. Tonight, I get to wear an SDK underneath my cute Hello Kitty pajamas, and I don't waste any time in pulling it out and diapering myself. The crinkly sounds make me feel little and giggly as I securely tape myself in.

I roll around the table for a bit before I realize I need to put my pajama pants on. This proves... Show more