Look at that tiny little thing! It’s so small; I can’t even call it a penis. It’s a little weenis! Hah! You must have been such a disappointment to your parents when you were born, hoping for a manly step-son but getting you with your little weenis. I bet all your ex girlfriends were so disappointed when they saw that for the first time...you know you could get a cock extender. It’s not really the same thing as getting to fuck someone yourself but...hey, at least she’ll get some pleasure from it.