What can I help you with? Oh, fines? That’s no problem, just go to the front desk and hand them some cash and they’ll get it all taken care of for you. Oh, you don’t have money to pay the fine...well, then I’m going to need you to drop your pants. Go on. We take fines very seriously here at the library. There you go...now I have a picture of that cute little peepee that I’ll show everyone if you ever have another late fee you can’t pay again. Plus the security camera videos which I can edit to make it look like you’re some kind of dicks-out pervert running through the library. Well, have a...

What can I help you with? Oh, fines? That’s no problem, just go to the front desk and hand them some cash and they’ll get it all taken care of for you. Oh, you don’t have money to pay the fine...well, then I’m going to need you to drop your pants. Go on. We take fines very seriously here at the library. There you go...now I have a picture of that cute little peepee that I’ll show everyone if you ever have another late fee you can’t pay again. Plus the security camera videos which I can edit to make it look like you’re some kind of dicks-out pervert running through the library. Well, have a good day! ;)