I got your text and NO I don't want to go on a date with you, are you kidding me? Why would I ever want to be seen with a loser like you? I am completely out of your league! Why are you looking at me like that? Is this turning you on??

Let's make a deal... if I let you jerk off to my body, will you stop bothering me? Good. Lose my number after this, got it?