I asked if you wanted to come help Me work out.

I didn't say HOW you could help Me. Did you think you were going to help hold My ass as I squatted? LOL.

Now you're all chained up at My house being used as a human target for My flying kicks and punches.

It sucks to be your face and balls I guess.

It's so easy to convince you to do anything with a body like Mine.

For mercy I make you do the most humiliating task.