My girlfriend Lacey and I heard something.. that you DON'T have a Valentine! But really, we aren't surprised. You're a loser. You wouldn't know what to do with a valentine if you had one. Lucky you loser, Lacey and I decided we will be your valentine. You get not one, but two hot girls. Of course, it comes with a price. I know you can't resist touching that chunk of flesh between your legs when Lacey rubs her hands all over my body... a body you will NEVER get!