Calling all itty bitty tiny dick boys! Oh wait, there's one right in front of me! Your "package" isn't big enough for me, or any other girl for that matter. Stop stuffing your pants. No one want's your shriveled up dick, and you know it's true. I bet that little thing will get hard in an instant once I start pointing out how little it is. You know you are so embarrassed about your little dick you won't even get in a shower at the gym, or anywhere else! Time for you to break that habit, right now!