I know you always want to stroke to me, so go on. Chop chop, we don't have all day. Actually, you know what, I've changed my mind. I'm bored of you. How about you go get your wife, I have a very important message for her. Hi, I'm Evelyn and your husband has been masturbating to me for years instead of fucking you. Except now I'm bored of him, so I have decided you will be my new play toy.