You have a big secret that you don't want ANYONE to know...except me. You know you are aching to get this secret out. You are busting at the seams. But, you know once you tell me there is a chance I will expose you to everyone you know and love.

Don't think about that too deeply though. This secret is more than you can handle. I'm willing to relieve you from the pressure of it. Indulge me and let me in on your BIG SECRET. What's the worst that could happen?