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You probably don't believe it still. Somehow your cock is superior. "Wait a minute, she thinks my cock is small... but it's big!" No. Your cock is ne...

Big. Black. Cock. And you know it's better, right? You're sitting there with your... less exciting cock. Your less-than-perfect dick. Meanwhile, BBC exists.

And you think "my cock is so glorious - girls just fawn over it." No. We don't. The only cock to get excited about is BIG and BLACK. No competition. If we're going to be downright honest with each other, yours is so pathetic on so many levels. Yours is just not very good.

You probably don't believe it still. Somehow your cock is superior. "Wait a minute, she thinks my cock is small... but it's big!" No. Your cock is never going to be better. EVER. There's nothing that you can do to make it any more appealing. I know exactly what you're thinking, and what you're wanting to argue about - but save your breath.