I realize you came in for a general checkup, but we need to discuss something out of the ordinary. Basically, your penis is abnormal. That's what I wrote...

Abnormal because... well, do you really need to tell you that? It's important I tell you that it's just not a normal penis. There's some wrong with it. I have never in all my years seen anything like THAT.

That is disturbing. Can I be blunt? It is FUCKED.