I can't believe you didn't buy me anything for Valentine's Day. Are you kidding me? You are such a little piece of . You know what? I had a present for you, but now I'm changing it to something else. Get down there on the floor. I'm going to give you the filthiest stench, right in your face. Check out this, ass hole.

ASS SPREADING - SMOTHERING - SMELLING - SQUISHING - HUMILIATION