Honey, I need you to explain something I found. Explain this. No? Going to play dumb? These rancid... dirty... nasty... socks are mine. Were mine. They seem to be yours now. All this dried up cum indicates that they’re yours now, of course. Look at these. My shoes are filthy! They’re really quite stinky, too. They do hold my very sweaty, wet, stinky feet. So it makes sense.

Ahhh, gotta take these shoes off. You smell it? That... what is it? Vinegar smell, yeah. You really went through my laundry looking for stinky socks? HAHA - It’s really quite disgusting, but hilarious, I suppose... Show more