You disgust me. What a worthless, looking up at me with your pathetic little face. All that I do for you, and you're just USELESS. Every time I get near you, I feel my body tingle and I just want a good wash. Gross. Just being in the same room as you makes me feel filthy.

I'm going to scrub my hands good and hard to get off this filth from your presence. While I'm at it, you should chomp at this soap and ATTEMPT to wash that disgusting mouth. You're absolutely revolting.