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You're gonna sit down, watch this video, and jerk off as I humiliate you for being an absolutely fucking pathetic loser! Better be prepared, as I taunt you with my perfect hairy body, slowly stripping and showing myself off. I verbally you, calling all sorts of names as I reiterate how perfect and beautiful I am, how superior I am to you! You're lucky I'm even talking to you, let alone letting you worship my perfect body. You're a fucking loser, and don't you forget it!