Im am wearing a new pretty dress and pretty white high heels and I want to go for a boat ride. This is probably the most non relaxing boat ride ever, since I have a fear of whatever is beneath the lily pads covering this pond. So my solution is to smoke a cigarette and blow up pretty white balloons and pop the bastards with the hot cherry of the cigerette. I am hoping the loud noise of the popping scares everything away and I don't get eaten like you see happens on TV, especially in Florida. At Least i'm dressed really nice to get devoured but let me keep smoking this cig and blow these whi... Show more