Ever since I got my first few, my stretch marks have been crazy. These days, I pretty much find a new stretch mark every few days, so I figured it was time for a stretch marks tour. I don't know why I got stretch marks this bad, but one this is certain: I am blowing up, fast. I never expected I'd get this many stretch marks, but I guess that's what I get for being a fatass all the time, devouring enough calories for 3 people on a daily basis.

I start with the star of the show: my belly. My stretch marks there have crept up almost to where my bra sits!! It's crazy how much there have...

Ever since I got my first few, my stretch marks have been crazy. These days, I pretty much find a new stretch mark every few days, so I figured it was time for a stretch marks tour. I don't know why I got stretch marks this bad, but one this is certain: I am blowing up, fast. I never expected I'd get this many stretch marks, but I guess that's what I get for being a fatass all the time, devouring enough calories for 3 people on a daily basis.

I start with the star of the show: my belly. My stretch marks there have crept up almost to where my bra sits!! It's crazy how much there have grown up my gut. Then, I show off my underbelly stretch marks. These are so deep and thick. I don't even know how someone gets stretch marks this bad.

I move on to my boobs, arms, thighs, butt, and fupa, and some other areas that are pretty unique to get stretch marks in! I love all these red-purple marks, they're all a true testament to my gluttony and laziness. I can't wait to get so many more... who knows where I'll get new ones next!