So if you ever get a Fart Absorbing couch! Make sure you milk it atleast once a month! This will keep it fresh and strong! An today we needed it strong! All the girls ate some nasty fast food and there farts were very rancid! So it was good that after it took the farts from Kate and Sinthia that it got a good milking! Luckily the farts continued the entire time! Never stopping! Not Once!

So if you ever get a Fart Absorbing couch! Make sure you milk it atleast once a month! This will keep it fresh and strong! An today we needed it strong! All the girls ate some nasty fast food and there farts were very rancid! So it was good that after it took the farts from Kate and Sinthia that it got a good milking! Luckily the farts continued the entire time! Never stopping! Not Once!