Something surprising happened today: I was baffled to see a tiny man in my toilet looking at me. He tried speaking to me but to be honest he's so small that I did not even care to try and listen...

I don't know who he is, how he got there, and why he was there, but I was anxious to use the toilet as I had this massive IBS crises going on (note to self: I cannot mix whey protein and milk in the future) and just did not care that he was there...

Tbh it kinda made me horny, covering him in my dookie. I might keep him as a slave pet and keep him there so my friends can use him...

Something surprising happened today: I was baffled to see a tiny man in my toilet looking at me. He tried speaking to me but to be honest he's so small that I did not even care to try and listen...

I don't know who he is, how he got there, and why he was there, but I was anxious to use the toilet as I had this massive IBS crises going on (note to self: I cannot mix whey protein and milk in the future) and just did not care that he was there...

Tbh it kinda made me horny, covering him in my dookie. I might keep him as a slave pet and keep him there so my friends can use him too given that I'm throwing a huge party tonight...

Or perhaps make him my tiny ass slave? Who knows... Shouldn't have gotten stuck there if he didn't want to be used as additional toilet paper.

Shot using a canon g7x mark iii. 1st and 3rd person footage. MP4.