I've been working for you for a while now, and I haven't gotten a SINGLE raise yet. I've talked to some other people, and they say they get raises regularly! I do everything you ask me to, what else do I have to do to get a raise? I swear, I'll do anything. Excuse me, what? No no no, I meant anything WORK related. Ugh... Well... Fine, I'll do it, but I expect an even bigger raise then.