The last time I ventured out of my Fuck Palace for groceries, I saw this sitting on a cooler shelf and my inner trash person couldn't help snatching it up & throwing it in the cart, fantasizing about all the melon-y flavored burps I could push out. Annnnnd it sat in my fridge for a couple of days until I had the urge to guzzle it down & belch out some fruity gut gas for my favorite perverts!

I sit in front of my camera, poured into a bright pink, strappy tube dress - my tits bursting out through the slits & introduce today's beverage of choice. I crack the top open & start down the... Show more