While wearing next to nothing to begin with, I slip my big feet into my size 9, velvet thigh-high heels and stand myself up ready to stomp the hell out of the colorful balloons that lie at my feet. One by one I obliterate the pesky inflatables, bouncing between full-on stomping them and teasing them with my heel before popping the plastic balls of air.

While wearing next to nothing to begin with, I slip my big feet into my size 9, velvet thigh-high heels and stand myself up ready to stomp the hell out of the colorful balloons that lie at my feet. One by one I obliterate the pesky inflatables, bouncing between full-on stomping them and teasing them with my heel before popping the plastic balls of air.