I've thought of something absolutely hilarious and I can't stop laughing about it, I'm not gonna tell you what it is, it's my secret, maybe I've remembered how hilarious your penis looks, or maybe your penis is so unimportant it hasn't even entered my brilliant and hilarious mind. You'll have to try and work it out. It'll drive you crazy and you'll feel so left out of the secret. Oh god it's too funny.