Um, just because I dumped you doesn't mean you get to, like, date some new girl. I own you, bitch. We both know you are and always will be addicted to my ass and farts. In fact, you know what? How about I send your new girl some pictures of you worshipping my ass? I have like a hundred pictures of that. No? Aww ok how about you kiss my ass and tell me you're my ass slave then. Beg really hard and maybe I won't send her these pictures. God, you're so pathetic. You can pretend to be normal, but deep down you know my ass will always own you...