Honestly I just kind of like... feel like destroying your face with my nasty old converse today. What's the matter, loser? Does it hurt when I put my full weight on them and grind them across your face? Well there's all this nasty fucking grime stuck to the bottom of these and they smell so fucking bad from me wearing them around all day so I'm just going to keep cleaning them off on your face, mmmkay loser?