Do you have any idea how hard it was to not fart during my workout at the gym? My stomach has been gurgling all day! Now I'm finally home you can hold your head right there and sniff and eat all my farts up for me. See how bad they smell? Can you imagine how embarrassing it would have been if I'd let these off at the gym? Finally I can relax and just let them all out right onto your face, enjoy bitch!