Seriously, can you see how fucking hot I am? It's no wonder you're totally obsessed with me. You know the only thing I'll ever want you around for is to sniff up my nasty gas though, right? That's seriously all you are to me, a fart eating loser. Well you'd better get to it, get your lips sealed around my asshole and I might even let you lick it as a blast this next one down your throat hahaha