Ugggghhhh I felt my stomach rumbling and couldn't tell whether these would just be farts... Lucky I sat on the toilet, the sharts I blast are genuinely some of the most wet and disgusting I've ever done in my life. I could tell the smell was going to waft out of the stained toilet for days if it wasn't cleaned properly, so I call my bitch in to make sure I don't have to smell any of them. Trapping his head in the toilet where I just let off those abominations was just too tempting, he can leave once the toilet is sparkling clean again...