It only occurred to ME today, as I was slipping in to a new part of pretty white panties, that this is pretty risky behaviour. Being as gassy as I am... What if I sharted? What if one of these loud, rumbly, stinky farts isn't just a fart? It ould be a real shame to ruin these panties. It's never happened before, but what if? Would you clean up for Me?