I had such a wonderful night tonight that I'd like to invite you in... I was thinking we could go straight to my bedroom. (I lead you to my bedroom with some tease along the way. We start making out on my bed.) Oh yeah, your body feels so good against mine. (I pause) What the fuck?!?!?! Oh no... NOT AGAIN!!!! (You've shrunk into your clothes) This is the third time this month. Why does this keep happening to me?

What did you say? Help you? Ha. I "helped" the last guy, got an Uber to the ER, left him in caring hands, and then I never heard from him again. He fucking ghosted me. Well... Show more