What is that itching? Maybe I just forgot to use some fabric softener? Maybe the bench at the gym was really dirty? It's hard to turn far enough to look at my ass crack... but it feels like something back there is moving around. It's so weird.

Since it's ideal to eat protein right after I workout, I'll have a protein bar before my shower, but I need to do a little more investigation of this ass crack itching. ...Are you serious?!?!?! There's a shrunken man in my ass?!?!!

I recognize you from the gym, you're the one who's always checking me out. You must have gotten your ... Show more