I could see you in the checkout line, prancing from foot to foot like a nervous reindeer. I KNEW you had to pee.

It pissed me off, because I'd seen you guzzling bottle after bottle of water despite company policy very clearly mandating use of the washroom for breaks ONLY. If you think for a second that I'm going to let upper management see anything except stellar service and numbers on my watch, you haven't worked here long enough to know who you're dealing with.

Come, I need your help in the back. Perhaps, if you're useful, I'll let you piss a couple of minutes before you... Show more