There's a lot of debate on whether or not sexuality is a choice. Well, I think sexuality can be a choice, but not yours. I'M choosing your sexuality for you. You don't know what you need, and I'm here to pick what's best not only for you, but for everyone. See, you've always thought you've liked women, and that you can please them. I think you're wrong, so I'm going to choose homosexuality for you. You're going to be gay from now on because I say so. And you're going to love it so much, you'll almost think you chose this for yourself.

There's a lot of debate on whether or not sexuality is a choice. Well, I think sexuality can be a choice, but not yours. I'M choosing your sexuality for you. You don't know what you need, and I'm here to pick what's best not only for you, but for everyone. See, you've always thought you've liked women, and that you can please them. I think you're wrong, so I'm going to choose homosexuality for you. You're going to be gay from now on because I say so. And you're going to love it so much, you'll almost think you chose this for yourself.