Have you been wondering why you never get pussy or what?

Let Me enlighten you. Because you’re repulsive. Unfuckable. A sad futile excuse for a man.

Why in the world would anyone want anything to do with you?

I might be brutal, but at least I’m honest.

Anyways, to make matters worse for you, I’ve thrown on this shiny little outfit. I know how weak it makes you, and I want you suffering the whole way through.

I’m so generous, don’t you think?