I find the idea of dick ratings very funny. Like, guys get off on sending women pictures of just their penises and having them rated. It’s such a funny form of objectification for me. So, when I put out the call on my fansite for guys to have their dicks rated, I knew it was going to be a good time. Sit back and relax as I rate these poor unfortunate cocks with the discerning eye of a true cock connoisseur. Did you submit a picture of your dick on my fansite?

Well, your dick might be rated here too.