I come home to find my big, beautiful TV gone and this piece of thing in it's place. I know that you must have something to do with it, you must've sold it! Look at this remote that came with it, I bet it doesn't even work. Let's see... nope.. doesn't work. Wait, why are your eyes so glassy? Hellloooo? Earth to stupid! Wow, I think this remote is for BOYS and not for a TV! I wonder what I can make you do.... can I make you act like a ? Kneel and kiss my feet? I wonder if I can mute you or make parts of you grow? You'll be a little remote-controlled boy! Hmmmm... I think I li... Show more