Hey, procrastinator! Where's my Christmas present? Left it to the last minute and now you're panicking? Such a typical male thing to do.

Luckily for you, I prefer the gift of cash and have an easy way out of your little Christmas conundrum:

THE PURCHASE OF THIS CLIP = MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

The triple-digit price may seem a bit steep, but that's what happens when you wait till the last minute. It's always more EXPENSIVE. $$$$$