This Halloween you're dressed up as... a toilet! What a fitting costume. Let's get you into full character, shall we? You're going to get festive with me and indulge in my special Halloween chocolate bars made fresh out of my asshole. Say "trick or treat" and open wide as my chewy bars drop into your filthy mouth!! Chew, swallow, and eat some more!! Ingest my choco logs until your pipes are packed full of my organic nougats.